| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
|
| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
|
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
|
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
|
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
|
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
|
