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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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