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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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