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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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