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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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