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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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