| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
|
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
|
| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
|
| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
|
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
|
