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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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