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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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