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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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