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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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