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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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