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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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