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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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