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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li...A: Done!... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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