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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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