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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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