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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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