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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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