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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Well, first lets talk about the concept behi... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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