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| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more
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