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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... more
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| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
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| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more
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