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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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