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| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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