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| Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.... more
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| What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.... more
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| Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.... more
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| Who makes a million dollars a day?Someone who works in a mint.... more
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| Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more
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| How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more
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| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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| What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).... more
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| I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more
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| A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the ho... more
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