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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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