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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 52 | | | | Joke: | A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, Ill turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The warrant officer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, Ill stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? Ive told you Im a beautiful princess, that Ill stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?" The warrant officer said, "Look Im an warrant officer. I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now thats cool." | | | |
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