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| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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