| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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