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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant act, I cant play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why dont you give up show business?" "I cant - Im a star!"
 
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