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Category:	Mental health jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats the problem?" the docotor inquired."Well, Im 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.""My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week youll have women buzzing all around you."The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor."It worked alright. For the past several weeks Ive e njoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.""So, whats your problem?" "I dont have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

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