| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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