| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
|
| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
|
| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
|
| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
|
| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
|
| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
|
