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| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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