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| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more
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| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more
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| Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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