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| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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