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| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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