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| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more
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