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| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why dont women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with t... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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