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| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more
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