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| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do men act like idiots?Who says theyre acting?... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more
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