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| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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