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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more
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| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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