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| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"dont" and "stop".... more
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