*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:199
 
Joke:"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man."Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,"remarked his friend."Im not bitter. Now that Im so improved, she just isnt good enoughfor me."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  3 stars
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.Ill never... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible ac... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
"Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife na... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners