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| A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more
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| A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To whi... more
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| A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention... more
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| A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more
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| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more
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| Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more
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| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
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| A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor,... more
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