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| My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more
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| A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !... more
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| The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind hi... more
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| An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip a... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get t... more
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