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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:307
 
Joke:Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
 
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