*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:1205
 
Joke:A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
When Joes wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a pers... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He st... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  4 stars
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost c... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wifehired a private detective to follow her husband an... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  3 stars
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners