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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:1157
 
Joke:A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"
 
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