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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:276
 
Joke:But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometercontrols the weather.
 
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