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| A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daugh... more
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| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more
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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more
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| A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more
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| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea... more
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| Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more
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| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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