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| John: "Im a man of few words."Bill: "Im married, too."... more
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| A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You dont have to let your wife bully you," he said.... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, its not so hot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himse... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea... more
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